Last night was a delightful night full of plentiful sleep.
Only replace delightful with exhausting and plentiful with no.
The first one sounded better, didn't it?
I'm currently searching for a maid, so I can write about NYC, but will leave you with this.
On the plus side - I haven't cleaned up any vomit in 24 hours now! I'm considering this a miracle delivered right to my washing machine. And also to my sanity. Goodbye, rotavirus.
A few more things:
Ruby has informed me that Eisley came from God, however she was a gift from the fat, jolly Mr. Clause himself.
She has also been on a brother kick (?!?) which explains the previous conversation about where babies come from.
Oh, and dogs lay eggs every night.