Monday, February 9, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Monday again! That time of the week when I get to portray just how perfect I really am not.

This week, I did not laugh out loud as I [just now] realized that a student in my class as the initials of B.S. That would be highly inappropriate and most definitely an immature move on my part. I don't find things like that funny. Ever.

I also did not drive the five minutes out of town to drop my child off with a family friend only to realize that she's not actually big enough to take gulps from her bottle. I always remember all of the crucial baby things-nipples included.

I will also tell you that while wearing the baby around to accomplish more around the house, I did not simply go to the bathroom while still wearing her to prevent her from waking up when I jostled her around. That would be a little too germy; I would never even consider such a thing.

Never once last week did I drop some of my dinner on my baby. I'm super mom, and therefore an incredible multi-tasker-making messes would insinuate I'm either sloppy or just a pig (or both) and I'm neither. This most definitely did not happen on more than one occasion.

1 comment:

Keyona said...

Whatever you gotta do to keep the baby sleep is ok to me! Too funny!

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